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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:26 pm Post subject:

I am very disapointed in you so called spammers

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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject:

Eh?
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject:

Let the Spamming Begin again Exclamation

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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:33 am Post subject:

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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:52 pm Post subject:

I need to post more
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:11 am Post subject:

I had a 10k, "It was a Dark & Stormy Night..." post that was probably about 3 pages long if it were a word document. Power went out (as it was a Dark & Stormy Afternoon Laughing

) & I lost it all Sad

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Every page gone Forever! 20 minutes of my life I'm never getting back. Sure it was a waste of time to begin with. But I planned to waste 20 minutes. Now that it's lost I kinda feel like I lost say,..40 minutes! Know what I mean??!??
Man it's a brutal world! Life can be difficult & very unforgiving! Neutral

Oh well...... What can you do? ya know? Neutral

Some of you,....you young spamming punks should contribute @ least 1 post to 10k's idea. At last we would see some action in this thread & some progress made.

This means you Spamatarium, Captain Spamada, Cinnabuns with spam, Exodus(because of NO SPAM), etc..
The challenge has been made! Can you come up with something original? Something funny or sad. Maybe a little of both.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:30 am Post subject:

I will try Confused

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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:54 am Post subject:

This is how my piece of crap story started.
A shifty eyed man named 10k(if is really what his name is) put up a challenge, Didnt think much of it till a Short man named Scorpius Made the challenge final. He challenged all the great young spammers Me at the top cause i am the greatest and the rest of the names arent important.
At around 11:30pm mountain time in Calgary, Alberta Canada I was siting in my chair i bought at ikea on my laptop looking in the uza forums when I found a challenge I couldnt pass by.
The challenge was simply I thought ,or would there be a chatch at the end like one of the tests you have that you dont know you are having, Well i thought about for some time, I turned on some music first going to rush but that didnt pop an idea in my head then i got up and told my brother and his friend in he room next to me to shut up to help he think.
After 10 minutes of not knowing what to right i went down stairs for some chocolate milk and cookies, but not the kind of cookies that are really soft but the kind that are really crunchy and dry, i asked my mom the day before to buy the soft ones but she didnt she got to ones that would break a norwegians teeth in the middle of the winter.
I heard a noise out side sounded like somthing was in the garbage can looked at the window and it was the polar bears again, they are worse then racoons, got to broom and shooed them away. I thought that outside would surrely spark an idea but it had not, so i went back inside disapointed in not knowing what to write.
For some reason I was thinking about a mad man in a trench coat, like the one in Indiana Jones you know the German guy who goes to the bar and fights them and then burn's the place down later burning his hand on the thing he was searching for, later using it to make the Stafe with the thing on the top witch is not the right size cause he didnt get the other side of the medal thing, and Indiana jones finds it first cause he has it and he is Indiana Jones. Ahh crap I am blabbing about nothing, enough of that.
Well back to the story, I Heard rumors about a guy that has been going around town throwing apples at small children and garden gnomes(oh i hate garden gnomes so much) I was wondering when he would come to my nieghbourhood, he sounds funny.
Well while sitting on the crapper, I thought wow alot has happened to me in the last 10 minutes i should right that, So after i took a satisfieing dump, i got on my laptop and started writing.

I know this story isnt as good as 10k or isnt as good and a piece of crap but i tried a little, not alot, just a little.
Now time for a spell check, taking to long you just got to live with it.
wow i hate english I hate writing storys
Evil or Very Mad

The end (or is it)
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