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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject:

It was a dark and stormy night. Lightning flashed like paparazzi cameras trying to snap a pic of Paris Hilton when she got pulled over for a D.U.I. The rumble of thunder was like two pairs of tennis shoes in the dryer. Rain came down in sheets like sheets of rain. It was the kind of night that made you wish you could travel back in time with "Q" from Star Trek: The Next Generation, like Captain Picard did in that one episode where he gets stabbed in his artifical heart, just so you could warn yourself to be somewhere else. But you couldn't, because if you went back in time and warned yourself not to be there, then you wouldn't have been there, which means you couldn't know what the weather was going to be like, so you couldn't know you had to go back in time and warn yourself not to be there. The two men stared at each other with eyes of hate, because they hated each other.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:54 pm Post subject:

Interesting......
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject:

wow was one of those quotes from that topic a while ago about bad high school storys one of yours?
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