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This is how my piece of crap story started.
A shifty eyed man named 10k(if is really what his name is) put up a challenge, Didnt think much of it till a Short man named Scorpius Made the challenge final. He challenged all the great young spammers Me at the top cause i am the greatest and the rest of the names arent important.
At around 11:30pm mountain time in Calgary, Alberta Canada I was siting in my chair i bought at ikea on my laptop looking in the uza forums when I found a challenge I couldnt pass by.
The challenge was simply I thought ,or would there be a chatch at the end like one of the tests you have that you dont know you are having, Well i thought about for some time, I turned on some music first going to rush but that didnt pop an idea in my head then i got up and told my brother and his friend in he room next to me to shut up to help he think.
After 10 minutes of not knowing what to right i went down stairs for some chocolate milk and cookies, but not the kind of cookies that are really soft but the kind that are really crunchy and dry, i asked my mom the day before to buy the soft ones but she didnt she got to ones that would break a norwegians teeth in the middle of the winter.
I heard a noise out side sounded like somthing was in the garbage can looked at the window and it was the polar bears again, they are worse then racoons, got to broom and shooed them away. I thought that outside would surrely spark an idea but it had not, so i went back inside disapointed in not knowing what to write.
For some reason I was thinking about a mad man in a trench coat, like the one in Indiana Jones you know the German guy who goes to the bar and fights them and then burn's the place down later burning his hand on the thing he was searching for, later using it to make the Stafe with the thing on the top witch is not the right size cause he didnt get the other side of the medal thing, and Indiana jones finds it first cause he has it and he is Indiana Jones. Ahh crap I am blabbing about nothing, enough of that.
Well back to the story, I Heard rumors about a guy that has been going around town throwing apples at small children and garden gnomes(oh i hate garden gnomes so much) I was wondering when he would come to my nieghbourhood, he sounds funny.
Well while sitting on the crapper, I thought wow alot has happened to me in the last 10 minutes i should right that, So after i took a satisfieing dump, i got on my laptop and started writing.
I know this story isnt as good as 10k or isnt as good and a piece of crap but i tried a little, not alot, just a little.
Now time for a spell check, taking to long you just got to live with it.
wow i hate english I hate writing storys
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| Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | This is how my piece of crap story started.
A shifty eyed man named 10k(if is really what his name is) put up a challenge, Didnt think much of it till a Short man named Scorpius Made the challenge final. He challenged all the great young spammers Me at the top cause i am the greatest and the rest of the names arent important.
At around 11:30pm mountain time in Calgary, Alberta Canada I was siting in my chair i bought at ikea on my laptop looking in the uza forums when I found a challenge I couldnt pass by.
The challenge was simply I thought ,or would there be a chatch at the end like one of the tests you have that you dont know you are having, Well i thought about for some time, I turned on some music first going to rush but that didnt pop an idea in my head then i got up and told my brother and his friend in he room next to me to shut up to help he think.
After 10 minutes of not knowing what to right i went down stairs for some chocolate milk and cookies, but not the kind of cookies that are really soft but the kind that are really crunchy and dry, i asked my mom the day before to buy the soft ones but she didnt she got to ones that would break a norwegians teeth in the middle of the winter.
I heard a noise out side sounded like somthing was in the garbage can looked at the window and it was the polar bears again, they are worse then racoons, got to broom and shooed them away. I thought that outside would surrely spark an idea but it had not, so i went back inside disapointed in not knowing what to write.
For some reason I was thinking about a mad man in a trench coat, like the one in Indiana Jones you know the German guy who goes to the bar and fights them and then burn's the place down later burning his hand on the thing he was searching for, later using it to make the Stafe with the thing on the top witch is not the right size cause he didnt get the other side of the medal thing, and Indiana jones finds it first cause he has it and he is Indiana Jones. Ahh crap I am blabbing about nothing, enough of that.
Well back to the story, I Heard rumors about a guy that has been going around town throwing apples at small children and garden gnomes(oh i hate garden gnomes so much) I was wondering when he would come to my nieghbourhood, he sounds funny.
Well while sitting on the crapper, I thought wow alot has happened to me in the last 10 minutes i should right that, So after i took a satisfieing dump, i got on my laptop and started writing.
I know this story isnt as good as 10k or isnt as good and a piece of crap but i tried a little, not alot, just a little.
Now time for a spell check, taking to long you just got to live with it.
wow i hate english I hate writing storys
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I think you should read the rules posted by 10k as you will certainly get the Super Wedgie of Doom after those last 2 posts. 1st off you are not supposed to refer to anyone who previously posted (i.e. 10k & myself). Also, you called me short  What up with that? I'm not short. I'm like 10 feet, 8 inches tall. I eat raw human flesh. And I just may rip off your leg, slap some Bar-B-Que sauce on it & eat it like a chicken wing.    
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Were are these rules, and you seem like a short person to me 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:19 am Post subject:
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| Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | | For some reason I was thinking about a man in a trench coat |
| Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | | I was wondering when he would come to my nieghbourhood |
Hmmmmm.... Sounds personal. Maybe T.M.I. for this forum. jk/lol
Oh,... I guess you decided screw spellcheck too, huh? I see many SUPER WEDGIES of DOOM in your near future for gramatical & spelling errors as well.
10k...Release the Wedgies! 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:22 am Post subject:
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| {uZa}Scorpius wrote: | | Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | | For some reason I was thinking about a man in a trench coat |
| Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | | I was wondering when he would come to my nieghbourhood |
Hmmmmm.... Sounds personal. Maybe T.M.I. for this forum. jk/lol
Oh,... I guess you decided screw spellcheck too, huh? I see many SUPER WEDGIES of DOOM in your near future for gramatical & spelling errors as well.
10k...Release the Wedgies! |
Hey you went and took the stuff apart lol that just sounds creepy
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:35 am Post subject:
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| Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | | Were are these rules, and you seem like a short person to me |
The last post on page 178 & 1st post on page 179. To become more familiar with The Super Wedgie of Doom scroll up page 178 & you wil see it in action.
BTW: How does someone you 've never seen before seem short to you? LOL. That's just whacky!!! You seem like a person who owns sweatshops in foreign 3rd world countries. Making them work 14 hour shifts for .50 cents a day, with a 10 minute lunchbreak & no bathroom breaks (Do that at home on your own time, not my time) kinda guy! jk/lol just whacky. 
Are you on Drugs son?
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:38 am Post subject:
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| {uZa}Scorpius wrote: | | Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | | Were are these rules, and you seem like a short person to me |
The last post on page 178 & 1st post on page 179. To become more familiar with The Super Wedgie of Doom scroll up page 178 & you wil see it in action.
BTW: How does someone you 've never seen before seem short to you? LOL. That's just whacky!!!
You seem like a person who owns sweatshops in foreign 3rd world countries. Making them work 14 hour shifts for .50 cents a day, with a 10 minute lunchbreak & no bathroom breaks (Do that at home on your own time, not my time) kinda guy! jk/lol just whacky.
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Lmao, Dont think i am on drugs, and to clear the air i I DO NOT OWN Sweat shops in third world countrys making them work for .5o cents a day and make then that craps at there house not at work lol
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:39 am Post subject:
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| Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | | {uZa}Scorpius wrote: | | Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | | Were are these rules, and you seem like a short person to me |
The last post on page 178 & 1st post on page 179. To become more familiar with The Super Wedgie of Doom scroll up page 178 & you wil see it in action.
BTW: How does someone you 've never seen before seem short to you? LOL. That's just whacky!!!
You seem like a person who owns sweatshops in foreign 3rd world countries. Making them work 14 hour shifts for .50 cents a day, with a 10 minute lunchbreak & no bathroom breaks (Do that at home on your own time, not my time) kinda guy! jk/lol just whacky.
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Lmao, Dont think i am on drugs, and to clear the air i I DO NOT OWN Sweat shops in third world countrys making them work for .5o cents a day and make then that craps at there house not at work lol |
You seem like that kinda of guy to me. LOL
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:43 am Post subject:
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| {uZa}Scorpius wrote: | | Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | | {uZa}Scorpius wrote: | | Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | | Were are these rules, and you seem like a short person to me |
The last post on page 178 & 1st post on page 179. To become more familiar with The Super Wedgie of Doom scroll up page 178 & you wil see it in action.
BTW: How does someone you 've never seen before seem short to you? LOL. That's just whacky!!!
You seem like a person who owns sweatshops in foreign 3rd world countries. Making them work 14 hour shifts for .50 cents a day, with a 10 minute lunchbreak & no bathroom breaks (Do that at home on your own time, not my time) kinda guy! jk/lol just whacky.
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Lmao, Dont think i am on drugs, and to clear the air i I DO NOT OWN Sweat shops in third world countrys making them work for .5o cents a day and make then that craps at there house not at work lol |
You seem like that kinda of guy to me. LOL |
Geez this will take for ever if we are the only ones posting in this thread geez.
And i am not, but ur still short
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You too. Tsk,tsk,...gonna be a long day today. LOL
BTW: Please don't forget to call me this weekend.
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:08 pm Post subject:
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I suppose I could help a little.
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Here's another.
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