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o man these are hilarious!!!!
You have your phone next to you when you play Cod2, and when it rings you dont answer it to preserver your ratio. 
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject:
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| {uZa}DoubleBogey7 wrote: | | When you see an open window, you expect to see Crusher in it |
Hahaha. He's wearing his modded character with the attached window frame. Where he goes, it goes.
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| Capt.CaNaDa wrote: | you expect to see gomer prancing  |
You KNOW I look good!
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:47 pm Post subject:
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Whenever you pass a VIDEOstore you see a certain uZa member humping a dead cow.
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:18 am Post subject:
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When the elevator door opens you yell, "don't block the door or I'll kick you, noob!"
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:17 am Post subject:
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When you approach someone from behind you feel an overwhelming urge to poon them.
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:55 am Post subject:
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Now you're talking about Big Dog
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:57 am Post subject:
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Every time you go to Bass Pro Shops (Outdoor World) you think about how bad you want to bash those campers.
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject:
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when someone cuts you off in traffic and you wish could bash them insert here weapon of choice for me it is the Kar. 
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:49 am Post subject:
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While in a new neighborhood you check all high areas for snipers. (All the while accruing several breaking and entering charges for just walking into any building you can)
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:51 am Post subject:
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Before crossing the street you dart out and then back behind the corner of the building “just in case there is a camper”
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:52 am Post subject:
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You look at a church and think, “I’ll bet there are a few poons waiting for me in the bell tower”
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:54 am Post subject:
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When you think that this MP-40 makes me look sexy.
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:57 am Post subject:
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When you walk to work through the sewers because “there are no snipers in tunnels”
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:00 am Post subject:
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You arrive to work late and walk in a crouch so the boss can’t hear you come in.
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