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I hate it when people ask me to sit down at a football game because they can't see especially when there are plenty of other seats in the stadium that they can easily move to.
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:05 am Post subject:
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Sales people in stores who follow you around like jaws...
Parents who don't parent...
Having a boss who has no clue what I do for a living...
Having 4 kids (3 not mine) who think I am a walking ATM machine...
2 lane interstate, truck in slow lane doing 65, truck in fast lane passing him at 66...
Someone killing me once and claiming that they owned me...
Same person crying like a baby when I kill them twice from the same camp site...
Dog poo in my yard... Good use of bb gun, shame I can't shoot the owner...
The list goes on and on, but you get the general idea...
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:23 am Post subject:
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| HiTechRedneck wrote: | Sales people in stores who follow you around like jaws...
Parents who don't parent...
Having a boss who has no clue what I do for a living...
Having 4 kids (3 not mine) who think I am a walking ATM machine...
2 lane interstate, truck in slow lane doing 65, truck in fast lane passing him at 66...
Someone killing me once and claiming that they owned me...
Same person crying like a baby when I kill them twice from the same camp site...
Dog poo in my yard... Good use of bb gun, shame I can't shoot the owner...
The list goes on and on, but you get the general idea... |
So you pretty much hate everything right  
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:44 am Post subject:
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I hate it when I'm in the car with someone when they happen to be speeding and then the cop pulls him over and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" A couple times I've wanted to say, "Well you should know, you pulled him over."
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:58 am Post subject:
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| Spamitarium wrote: | | I hate it when I'm in the car with someone when they happen to be speeding and then the cop pulls him over and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" A couple times I've wanted to say, "Well you should know, you pulled him over." |
That wouldn't be a wise thing to do.
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:04 pm Post subject:
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Hardcore kids, swinging their arms and stuff, at Metal shows. 
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| fcbcynic wrote: | If I wanted to hear screaming in a restaurant I'd invite some PETA members and order the steak.  |
LOL! 
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject:
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| Killer86 wrote: | | Spamitarium wrote: | | I hate it when I'm in the car with someone when they happen to be speeding and then the cop pulls him over and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" A couple times I've wanted to say, "Well you should know, you pulled him over." |
That wouldn't be a wise thing to do. |
Well really, he deserves to be told that, it's one of the stupidest questions I know of.
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:32 pm Post subject:
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| Spamitarium wrote: | | Killer86 wrote: | | Spamitarium wrote: | | I hate it when I'm in the car with someone when they happen to be speeding and then the cop pulls him over and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" A couple times I've wanted to say, "Well you should know, you pulled him over." |
That wouldn't be a wise thing to do. |
Well really, he deserves to be told that, it's one of the stupidest questions I know of. |
Most of the time they're waiting to see what stupid answer the driver can come up with for speeding in the first place.
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:20 pm Post subject:
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Lol the most probable answer was "I'm in a hurry."
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject:
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Yeah I know what you mean when you want to tell something to someone but you don't.
Like when the doctor asks 'Do you smoke?' I have always wanted to reply 'Not right now thanks, we are in a public building for christ sake'. just for 'lols'
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject:
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| :[GOB]:JackC wrote: | Yeah I know what you mean when you want to tell something to someone but you don't.
Like when the doctor asks 'Do you smoke?' I have always wanted to reply 'Not right now thanks, we are in a public building for christ sake'. just for 'lols' |
lol
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Yeah, I like to make cops get out in the rain to give me a ticket. They hate to get rained on. So I see this cop watching an intersection for people running the stop sign. I go through and sure enough he pulls in behind me.
Its raining to beat the band as he pulls me over and walks up to my car. I crack the window and he says, "do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Yeah," I said, "Do you know why I ran that stop sign?"
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:15 pm Post subject:
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Some of my favorite things to answer the stupid "Do you know why I pulled you over?" question are:
Because the donut shop is closed?
Because you ran out of funny you-tube videos to watch on your laptop?
Because to be a cop you have to enjoy sticking your nose into other peoples' business?
For some strange reason, I always seem to get a ticket or two every time I get pulled over... Think maybe there's a correllation???
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:15 pm Post subject:
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| :[GOB]:JackC wrote: | | HiTechRedneck wrote: | Sales people in stores who follow you around like jaws...
Parents who don't parent...
Having a boss who has no clue what I do for a living...
Having 4 kids (3 not mine) who think I am a walking ATM machine...
2 lane interstate, truck in slow lane doing 65, truck in fast lane passing him at 66...
Someone killing me once and claiming that they owned me...
Same person crying like a baby when I kill them twice from the same camp site...
Dog poo in my yard... Good use of bb gun, shame I can't shoot the owner...
The list goes on and on, but you get the general idea... |
So you pretty much hate everything right |
Hmmm, now that you mention it..........
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