Main Site | Forum Index | FAQ | Search | Memberlist | Usergroups |  Register |  Profile | Log in to check your private messages | Log in Journey to 50,000 Posts Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 742, 743, 744 ... 3332, 3333, 3334  Next          Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> The Lounge View previous topic :: View next topic   Author {uZa}Underdog Post Ho Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 6062 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:46 am    Post subject: lets see were this goes.... SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) - Cross-dressing prostitutes lied when they accused AC Milan striker Ronaldo of using drugs and having sex with them during a motel encounter last week, police said Tuesday. The prostitutes told police they lied because Ronaldo did not want to pay them after finding out they were men, police inspector Carlos Augusto Nogueira said. That makes sense....NOT! NeW PaGe! Author {uZa}Underdog Post Ho Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 6062 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:51 am    Post subject: finally.... In a nationally televised interview on Sunday, Ronaldo said he was sorry, embarrassed and ashamed for his "stupid act." The three-time FIFA Player of the Year said he "made the stupidest mistake ever." Do u think Ronaldo! _________________ +SC+ Author {uZa}Underdog Post Ho Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 6062 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:52 am    Post subject: and now this: What's Dirtier Than a Toilet? Man eating over keyboard (© Turba/zefa/Corbis) How dirty is your QWERTY? According to research, some keyboards could be dirtier than a toilet seat. And so we turn to Web search to see what else is dirtier than the average loo. The findings: the office desktop (women's desks are dirtier than men's); this is dirtier than toilet water; and your cell phone could be giving new meaning to the phrase "talk dirty." A big WOW! on this... _________________ +SC+ Author {uZa}Canadian Girl Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 11776 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:17 am    Post subject: {uZa}Underdog wrote: Anyone mess with this post gets a free CG knife to the mid-section! Scorp- get the jeep, I'll man the 50 cal! With my new knives!!! _________________ Author {uZa}Canadian Girl Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 11776 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:17 am    Post subject: HUMP DAY!!!!!! Good morning all!! _________________ Author **BAM** Frag Bait Joined: 10 Mar 2008 Posts: 75 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:39 am    Post subject: I dunno about you guys, but everyday is hump day for this guy!! So how the hell is everyone doing anyways? **BAM** _________________ Frag The Weak, Hurdle The Dead =D Author Knight Post Ho Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 1613 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:50 am    Post subject: **BAM** wrote: I dunno about you guys, but everyday is hump day for this guy!! So how the hell is everyone doing anyways? **BAM** tired Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:49 am    Post subject: **BAM** wrote: I dunno about you guys, but everyday is hump day for this guy!! So how the hell is everyone doing anyways? **BAM** Doing ok here, BAM! Went out, visiting a customer, had lunch outside in the sun! Awesome day today! _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. Author {uZa}Natasha_Fatale Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 8153 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:01 am    Post subject: Doing good Bam! Hump Day....ahh yes...I remember....errrrrr...I mean ....oh nvm. _________________ ~~Be happy this moment, for this moment is your life~~ Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:10 am    Post subject: {uZa}Natasha_Fatale wrote: Doing good Bam! Hump Day....ahh yes...I remember....errrrrr...I mean ....oh nvm. \ _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. Author {uZa}SirSnipes Post Ho Joined: 29 Oct 2005 Posts: 3177 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:12 am    Post subject: {uZa}Amok wrote: **BAM** wrote: I dunno about you guys, but everyday is hump day for this guy!! So how the hell is everyone doing anyways? **BAM** Doing ok here, BAM! Went out, visiting a customer, had lunch outside in the sun! Awesome day today! think my days are very lazy.. don´t know why could be because i´m still on holiday like 11 days more muhahahahahhaa _________________ Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:14 am    Post subject: {uZa}SirSnipes wrote: think my days are very lazy.. don´t know why could be because i´m still on holiday like 11 days more muhahahahahhaa 11 MORE days?????? How many days do you have a year? _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. Author {uZa}SirSnipes Post Ho Joined: 29 Oct 2005 Posts: 3177 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:15 am    Post subject: 25 but i have saved 8 from last year _________________ Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:15 am    Post subject: {uZa}Amok wrote: {uZa}SirSnipes wrote: think my days are very lazy.. don´t know why could be because i´m still on holiday like 11 days more muhahahahahhaa 11 MORE days?????? How many days do you have a year? 367? _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:15 am    Post subject: Hahahaha _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. 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