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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts!  Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:38 am |
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????????????... 60-plus arrests: Shoplifter, 86, pleads guilty 86-year-old pleads guilty to lifting wrinkle cream, other items from store.  CHICAGO - An 86-year-old Chicagoan who's been arrested more than 60 times pleaded guilty to the latest charge against her after being accused of stealing wrinkle cream and other items from a grocery store. Ella Orko was arrested Aug. 2 after authorities say she stuffed $252 worth of items into her pants, including cosmetics, salmon, batteries and instant coffee. Orko had been charged with felony shoplifting, but that was reduced to a misdemeanor in exchange for her guilty plea Monday.  Maybe next time GrandMa steal some "vanishing cream"!!!!! HaHaHa  _________________  
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:40 am |
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WTF? Police: 500-pound inmate hid gun in his flab Three separate body searches failed to locate 9mm pistol, officials say. HOUSTON - An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden in his rolls of fat. George Vera, 25, was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.  _________________
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:41 am |
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Drunken mom jailed for letting son, 7, drive She also is put on probation for three years and must attend AA meetings. FAIRBANKS, Alaska - An Alaska woman who let her 7-year-old son drive while she was passed out drunk in the passenger seat has been sentenced to 20 days in jail. District Court Judge Raymond Funk also sentenced 37-year-old Karen Koch to three years of probation and six months of Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. The Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reported that Koch pleaded guilty to one count of reckless endangerment in exchange for prosecutors dropping a charge of allowing an unauthorized person to drive. _________________
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:44 am |
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And this... Police charge man over beer run on lawnmower Witnesses spotted Ill. driver weaving in and out of traffic on garden vehicle. BELLEVILLE, Ill. - With a revoked license because of a previous drunken-driving conviction, Dennis Cretton shouldn't drive. But authorities said that didn't stop the 49-year-old man from drunkenly driving up to a gas station for more beer — on his yellow riding lawnmower. Cretton was charged with felony aggravated driving under the influence after neighbors reported he was weaving in and out of traffic on his lawnmower Friday night. When deputies tried to stop him, authorities said Bretton drove the mower into his home's front yard, his 12-pack of Milwaukee's Best spilling onto the ground along the way. _________________
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:17 am |
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Good morning all. I hope everyone is having a great day so far. {uZa}Underdog wrote: It's HumpDay!!!! Good morning/good afternoon all.  Good morning Doggie.  I hope you are doing well.  _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:18 am |
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:05 am |
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It's Friday eve... good morning all.  _________________
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:11 am |
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:45 pm |
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Hi all! I hope you have a wonderful day! _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:53 am |
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Well it's finally Friday, another long week! Good morning/afternoon all, hope everyone is ok! _________________
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:08 am |
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Worst Pickup Lines We've Ever Heard, and the One We Always Appreciate  Insulting Libraries Everywhere- "Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out." —Allison, 22 The Ticking Clock Ultimatum- "I'll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever." —Shanna, 27 The Self-Congratulatory Approach- "I'm a hot commodity. You're a hot commodity. We should go out." —Julia, 25 _________________
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:10 am |
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The Old "Space Pants" Line … "Are you wearing space pants? Because your rear is out of this world." —Amanda, 21 Random Anatomical Reference- "You have nice child-bearing hips." —Kim, 25 Shock to the System- "You look like you would be really bad in bed." "What?!" "You are just so beautiful, you probably think you don't have to try." —Deanna, 21 _________________
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:11 am |
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Extra Cheese, Please... "Was your dad a robber? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."—Jamie, 19 P.U. or I.O.U.? "You owe me money." "Why?" "You've been living in my heart and you haven't paid rent." —Alanna, 25 Misplaced Ardor- "Your mom is hot! I bet you will look just like her when you are older." —Emily, 27 _________________
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:15 am |
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Hair-Raising Comments- "How long did it take to shave those looong legs?" —Maggie, 26  Schooled in Geography- "Are you from Tennessee?" "No." "Are you sure? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see." —Emily, 20 At Long Last, A Winner- And the one that doesn't skeeve us out? "Hi, my name is ______." _________________
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Post subject: Re: The Famous Journey to 50,000 Posts! Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:23 am |
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